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HALAL Issue ( Must Read)

Here it goes :


I was instructed to do a follow up regarding halal issue on two companies are selling halal certificate . The thing that amaze me is, according to Akta Perihal Dagangan 1972, no exclusive right is given to any side or party to issue a 'halal' certificate.


Which means, its not a crime to buy the cert as long as you follow rules and regulations

sumber : ondscene.my and bharian

What do you think fellas?

:angeldream:

Valentine Day

Here it goes :


Do you celebrate Valentine Day? I never , but this year I have to.

Karang bini merajuk

What do you think fellas?

:angeldream:

Things we shouldn't do as a blogger

Here it goes :

Don't provoke almarhum Sultan Johor.

Why?

Because he's the king of my hometown (JOHOR).

Pity for you Aduka Taruna for all you have done and the act you will be facing after shit this* typo..

What's the story angeldream?

Well here it is :

For all of you who're blogging just for fun or earning money without any concern of general issue , you should read this. Because it's damn HOT

Few minutes ago, a blogger called Aduka Taruna suddenly become so popular in Malaysia . Just because he wrote something really stupid and ridiculous about..

about what?

about :



as a result, 25 police reports were made and I bet, KDN is acting right now .




What do you think fellas?

:angeldream:

Perfume : what it has to do with your status?

Here it goes :

Do you guys use perfumes? Is it cheap or expensive? What type are you using now?

I'm not into this potion a lot, but since I met my wife years ago, she taught me a little bit of it, what and why..

What's your first fragrance? My first time ? I can't remember but I think it was one of these


cute bottle with colour sticker on it

Its cheap, I think during those time , it was rm5 per bottle. Someone came to my hostel and started to sell those potions. So I was a school kid, don't know anything about fragrance, I guessed its pretty cool if you have one of those T_T

When I met my wife years ago , she bought me a perfume as a gift, hell I was damn excited. I never had expensive perfume in my whole life. Silly rite, but I appreciates it a lot and I bring it wherever I go, so that I'll smell nice always :P The perfume was CK One and I'm still keeping the bottle, lots of sentimental values as you can see :D


oh the bottle is so sexy !

and I got another one !


smells nicer !

So , I have two perfumes, but my wife have tonnes :(

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In recent years, celebrities have signed contracts with perfume houses to associate their name with a signature scent, as a self-promotion campaign. The scents are then marketed; the association with the celebrity's name usually being the selling point of the campaign. Such products generally do not have the longevity of classic fragrances.

For the full list, you can check it here

source :wikipedia

Btw , have you guys watch a movie called perfumes? If not, you should ..



p/s: A friend of mine told me something I would never forget, no matter how old a person is, no matter how ugly he looks alike, if he wears Ralph Lauren Blue, that friend of mine will feels horny. EWW GROSS !



What do you think fellas?

:angeldream:

girls with 'plastic' attitude

Here it goes :

"OMG OmG OmG!!that was totalllyyy awesome!!"

"You're totally kidding rite?"

"That was like..THE BEST THING EVER HAPPENED!!"

"He was like, totally naileddd guyzz!"

"Furshur"



aww, you got me !!

Okay what was that all about? Have you ever heard some chicks on the street using that style of talking ? Supposed, these kind of girl should be :
1. trendy
2. trendsetter
3. walking in groupies
4. maybe, have super rich parents
5. beautiful

Just for your info, I actually dug some info and found out, the origin is what they called as Valley Girls

Valley Girl (or Val, Val Gal) is a stereotype leveled at a socio-economic and ethnic class of white American women who exhibit particular traits thought common to their group. It originally referred to the ever decreasing number of semi affluent and affluent middle-class and upper-middle class white girls living in the bedroom community neighborhoods of San Fernando Valley[1]. Due to changing demographics, it is an increasingly obsolete as the age, ethnic, and economic class it referenced is fast disappearing in its native territory.

source: wikipedia

Valspeak is often spoken with a heavy accent sometimes associated with Californians. Words are spoken with high variation in pitch combined with very open or nasal vowel sounds.

Examples:

* Like - Used as an interjection. "Like that was so, like, oh my God."
* As if – lit. "yeah, right" or "as if" except it does not use a subject; expresses disbelief.
* Bitchin' - adj. slang for excellent; first-rate. Though a derivative of "bitch", bitchin' is not considered profane.
* Whatever! - short for "whatever you say"; sarcastic interjection often emphasizing the "r".
* Barf me out! - "So disgusting it makes me want to vomit."
* Fer shur – lit. "For sure"
* Betch – lit. "Bitch"
* Totally – "I agree" or "completely."
* Grody to the max! – "As gross as he/she/it can be"
* Like, oh my God – can be used many ways; expresses shock.
* I’m suuure! or I'm so sure – "I'm absolutely positive," but usually used sarcastically.
* Tre - A synonym for "very" (derived from French "très")
* Trippendicular! - It can mean either "awesome" or a drug high.
* Betty - An attractive woman
* So - Very; used frequently and said with strong emphasis.
* Baldwin - An attractive man.
* Seriously - Frequent interjection of approval.
* Gag me with a spoon! - expression of disgust.
* Gnarly - Good.
* Joanie - An un-hip girl
* I'm Audi - "I'm out of here".
* Tubular - Very cool.
* UV's - Sunshine (e.g. "I'm heading down to the beach to catch some UV's")
* Are you serious?- expression of surprise. Commonly phrased with both hands on the hips, eyebrows raised and a shocked facial expression.

Okay , what I'm about to write is, is there any so called Valley Girls in Malaysia? If they do exist, have you guys ever meet on of these species? I'm sure its pretty interesting to know why on earth they should behave like that. For me honestly, it's totally annoying. Like. wtf.. If there any female readers , tell me , are you one of those?



Oh just my two cents, I think every cheerleaders in this country is acting like one.


yayy yayy we're the besstt yayy yayy

If you want me to vote, I vote for these guys girls..


wtf man?

Extra info: if you guys wish to translate your words to valspeak , try this saucy link

What do you think fellas?

:angeldream:
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